meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

(via 500daysofsunburn)

(via aloud)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via aloud)

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

(via aloud)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(via 500daysofsunburn)

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(via jesussbabymomma)

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

(via waterjugs)

ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

(via aloud)

zachsgay:

I got nominated by dveon for the ALS ice bucket challenge and i nominate inkwisitive and futtbucking u know the Drill

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and raw steak

(via zamyonce)

inkyubus:

whenever white cooks on tv say “asian” it really pisses me off. what part of asia is your recipe from? malaysia? bhutan? japan? cambodia? y’all know 16 different french sauces but can’t name what kind of chinese/indian food you’re making. 

(via slapmytitties)

(via suspend)

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